Thursday, February 24, 2011

Award Predictions: If I Was A Betting Man…

Razzie Award Predictions


The Academy Awards are this weekend and many of the pundits and/or bloggers have already weighed in on who will win what. So instead of focusing on the Oscars, today I offer my predictions for the Golden Raspberry Award (aka the Razzie) which also take place this weekend. Celebrating the best of the worst, the Razzie has evolved into nothing more than a celebrity bashing tool over the years. Although I may not completely agree with this year’s nominees, Twilight fans please send your hate mail elsewhere, here is who I think will win nonetheless (see bolded):

Worst Picture
‘The Bounty Hunter’
‘The Last Airbender’
‘Sex and the City 2′
‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
‘Vampires Suck’

Worst Actor
Jack Black, ‘Gulliver’s Travels’
Gerard Butler, ‘The Bounty Hunter’
Ashton Kutcher, ‘Killers’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
Taylor Lautner, ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
Robert Pattinson, ‘Remember Me’ and ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

Worst Actress
Jennifer Aniston, ‘The Bounty Hunter’ and ‘The Switch’
Miley Cyrus, ‘The Last Song’
The Four Gal Pals, ‘Sex and the City 2′
Megan Fox, ‘Jonah Hex’
Kristen Stewart, ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’


Worst Supporting Actor
Billy Ray Cyrus, ‘The Last Song’
George Lopez, ‘Marmaduke,’ ‘The Spy Next Door’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
Dev Patel, ‘The Last Airbender’
Jackson Rathbone, ‘The Last Airbender’ and ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
Rob Schneider, ‘Grown Ups’

Worst Supporting Actress
Jessica Alba, ‘The Killer Inside Me,’ ‘Little Fockers,’ ‘Machete’ and ‘Valentine’s Day’
Cher, ‘Burlesque’
Liza Minnelli, ‘Sex and the City 2′
Nicola Peltz, ‘The Last Airbender’
Barbra Streisand, ‘Little Fockers’

Worst Eye-Gouging Mis-Use of 3-D
‘Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore’
‘Clash of the Titans’
‘The Last Airbender’
‘Nutcracker 3-D’
‘Saw 3-D’


Worst Screen Couple / Ensemble
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, ‘The Bounty Hunter’
Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent, ‘Jonah Hex’
The Entire Cast, ‘The Last Airbender’
The Entire Cast, ‘Sex and the City 2′
The Entire Cast, ‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

Worst Director
‘The Expendables,’ Sylvester Stallone
‘The Last Airbender,’ M. Night Shyamalan
‘Sex and the City 2,’ Michael Patrick King
‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse,’ David Slade
‘Vampires Suck,’ Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Worst Screenplay
‘The Last Airbender,’ M. Night Shyamalan
‘Little Fockers,’ Michael Hamburg & Larry Stuckey
‘Sex and the City 2,’ Michael Patrick King
‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse,’ Melissa Rosenberg
‘Vampires Suck,’ Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
‘Clash of the Titans’
‘The Last Airbender’
‘Sex and the City 2′
‘Twilight Saga: Eclipse’
‘Vampires Suck’

2 comments:

  1. I managed to avoid all the films nominated for Razzies this year, except The Expendables...
    I really hated that film, the worst I saw last year, I do hope Stallone gets worst director!

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  2. @Jack L – The Expendables is the only one on the list I have seen as well. I thought it was average at best; the film really needed better villains. Also, I do not think it is the worst film of last year, currently Cop Out holds that spot for me.

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